Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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