A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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