just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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