what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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