yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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