Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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