chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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