what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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