i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Drunk is not a location!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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