i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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