We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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