is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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