So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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