You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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