It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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