Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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