i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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