is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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