Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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