Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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