ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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