Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Randomize
