What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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