their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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