Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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