WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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