Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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