Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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