just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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