So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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