she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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