More tranny stories later!
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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