So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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