There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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