I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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