I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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