She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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