why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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