Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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