what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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