I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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