Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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