I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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