He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Mom said you looked used
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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