who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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