she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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