Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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