My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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