is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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