Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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