new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Im part way to drunk.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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