she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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