she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm just crazy horny about you
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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