Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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