hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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