Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just got carded by a ten year old.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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