As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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